Blungo's Dungeon Luncheon

Heeeey Blungo,

It's your cousin Richie, just got your text.  If you wanna eat, you gotta work. I got like 3 or 4 more deliveries so if ya help me out, I'll pay ya. 

You remember the drill?

They're randomizing the jobsites, cousin. Well technically they're proceduralizing them, that's what it said in the ToS update. They're not the same every time is what I mean. Do you understand? They're using AI* or something now, I dunno. It's apparently what like the suits want. Lots of content, they don't have to pay an architect or like the guys who build all the walls.

(*Editor's Note: this game was not made using AI of any kind)

So yeah I'll drop you off and you just go find that Timecrystal and bust it up and then uhhhhh... Yeah kill the guy inside, I get paid, you get paid. I'll be waiting in the car. Seeya in a second, idiot.

This game contains foul language and themes related to familial death and suicidal ideation. Please play at your own discretion and take care.

Credits:

Created by Cullen Dwyer
A few assets created by MirokoBG and recycled for this project
Susan's Song composed by Cullen Dwyer and performed by Tay and Daisy Langliers-Nichols